Evil Forces in the World

Reflections on ''Evil Forces in the World,'' as well as occasional remarks concerning ''Good Forces in the World.''

Thursday, February 06, 2003

I've just lost something very precious to me, namely a post. And now it is gone for good.

There is rage boiling and bubbling deep within my thoracic cavity, roughly where the Matrix would be if I were Optimus Prime and not a middle-class North American male. Instead of recreating the post, I will write a song.

No time for your bat guano
Westchester County Executive
Andrew Spano,
I'm en el bano
Would you care to pay my taxes?
Answer my many faxes?
I didn't think so,
v. Wade, I am ambivalent
Stare decisis, my parents are both immigrants
That's enough bling-bling, you make my eyes squint
Clint Bolick,
You sick,
As in dope, not meretricious
Never vicious, and I'm always suspicious
Of rogue states and bald pates
And pu-pu platters
Mad Hatters, haberdashers
Where my hats at?
Pat Sajak for President
Why, you ask?
I'd say the answer's self-evident
You half-time resident,
Passin' through in your bungalow
Your funds low