Evil Forces in the World

Reflections on ''Evil Forces in the World,'' as well as occasional remarks concerning ''Good Forces in the World.''

Friday, February 25, 2005

Uh, a-huh, eh-huh, slip-slip-slip
Buh-bippa-dripple-dap, dippy, my hippies
Like Joe Trippi
Bundle donations, my name blippy
I trip lights fantastic
Hastert, he no menace
Others flaws aside, he's a friend of the Kurds
Birds is
Walkin' by
Slappin' they thigh
And laughin'
I'm havin'
A heart attack, got the knack
In my knapsack, load it on your
Gun-rack, spice-rack
Attract many mice, clack-clack
ula, You know I be cooler
Schooler, rap you on knuckles with my
Ruler of the Free World,
Garton Ash, Tash is Lush Life
You Know it's hype
Like a stovepipe hat
Fancy that
Wearin' top and tails and nails is mad nappy
Nailbeds look shabby
Crabby, like Garbo
Mad Marxist like Harpo
Go ahead and eat them Alpo
Turn you over to po-po
He too dope, yo
Soap yo'
Mouth out, Kraut-
Teutonical lout, Schroeder
Silver Spoons together like Ricky, Slick
Feel me?

Thursday, February 24, 2005

Main shlapple, everytime I rizzy-rapple
Bapple, you know how I like it, scripple
Fibble, defibrillate as I
your pulse rate,
Iceskate over your face,
You wish you were wielding a mace,
Meanwhile I
Preach it like Ma$e,
"Hallelujah Killa," Cold Case
File, wild
See animal fangs in my profile,
camoflauge pants with mad
Style, inna
Winna, bronzed but never bronze
Fonz, leather jacket, blue jeans "Eeeeeeey"
Milwaukee post-apocalypse, J-Kwon go "Tipsy,"
Like Jan Jackson with the nipple slips,
Don't crunch them like Vanilla wafer Nips